Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
Review (with no spoilers!)
It’s 3:33AM as I’m writing this and I’m quite sure I’m not going to be able to sleep until I get it finished.  We went to the midnight show.  See, I’m the kind of person who likes to see this kind of film the day it comes out, so no one can ruin it for me by telling me what happens in the film.  I’m going to avoid putting any spoilers in this review for that very reason, so you can read it without any fear of major plot points or secrets being revealed.  I will however assume that you have seen the other five Star Wars movies, and speak freely of events that have occurred in these films. 
I remember reading long ago that Return of the Jedi was originally titled “Revenge” of the Jedi.  It was changed because a Jedi would never seek revenge and uses the force only for knowledge and defense.  Well, “Revenge” is back, and this time it fits.  Darth Vader is an angry young man, lashing out at a world that he feels doesn’t acknowledge his true value.  How does Anakin turn to the Dark Side of the Force?  I’m not going to spoil that for you.  I’m just going to say that it works beautifully and makes perfect sense in this film.
Looking back, I must admit to liking Episode 1 the first time I watched it, and each subsequent time only enjoying the parts where they are fighting with lightsabers.  I feel about the same about Episode 2, which some fans refer to as “Attack of the Clowns”.  Were these two films really even necessary?  I remember thinking from the original Star Wars movies that the Clone Wars raged for years, and it was during this time that Darth Vader hunted down the Jedi and killed them one by one.  Darth Maul was created and destroyed in a very short time in The Phantom Menace and Episode 2 taught us little new except what most of us already knew in the back of our minds: Yoda is a total badass.  He also seems to be the only Jedi who is truly enlightened and knows what’s going on most of the time.  The Jedi Council seems like a bunch of boobs compared to him.  He’s still a badass in this film, and as calm and wise as ever. 
Happily, Episode 3 is exactly what we have all been waiting for, and I can’t help but be reminded of The Empire Strikes Back.  This new film seems to have a similar tone.  Empire is many fan’s favorite movie, and one of the few films I can recall where the good guys lose.  I can remember walking out of the theater in disbelief after seeing that movie.  How could things get worse?  Han Solo was in carbonite.  Luke had nearly been killed.  Darth Vader was his father?!  And yet I loved the film!  Episode 3 is similar.  It’s not hard to know that this movie isn’t going to be happy happy joy joy.  We all know that this is how Vader came to be, how the Empire came to power and the Jedi fell.  And yet it’s a great movie.  The tone is part of the reason why.  Gone are the kid-friendly cutesy Jar Jar Binks silliness and goofy “Boba Fett? Where?” Three Stooges gags.  There’s a funny bit here and there, but they all seem droid related and don’t interfere with any of the film’s tension.  Star Wars has always worked when it’s bushido and religion, and rarely ever worked when it was Ewoks and Binks.  Hayden Christensen seems to have grown up between films.  He now seems tall and powerful.  He looks scary instead of silly when he’s being evil this time around.  He’s brash and impulsive and only listens to half of what he’s told, like any teenager.  When he turns, it’s believable and fitting.
There are some interesting allusions in the film to current world politics, nods to Shakespearean tragedy, and Arthurian legend.  Vader has always been a tragic anti-hero, a man forced into his destiny and corrupted by evil.  He’s Gollum all over again.  A man of low birth who ascends into a dark knight.  Does he really have a choice?  The best villains are those we can identify with.  Count Dooku was too much Dracula, Darth Maul too little of anything but an angry killing machine.  Vader is calculating, evil and relentless.  In Empire, as Luke begins to fight Vader, we quickly sense that he can kill Luke any time he wants too, but he’d rather use him to further his ambitions.  It’s a complex evil. 
There are tons of special effects in Episode 3.  The difference is you aren’t constantly reminded the filmmakers want to show you something cool.  It’s hard to find the formula here.  Star Wars films have had a chase scene, like the speeder bikes in Jedi or the race in Phantom.  In the old days these were new and were awesome.  By Episode 1, there was little that could be done with special effects that was going to stand on its own.  The filmmakers seem to have finally figured this out for Revenge.  There are chases, sure, and amazing amounts of stuff flying around in the background.  But they aren’t saying, “look at this!” “This is why you are watching this movie!”  They just happen to be there as part of the story.  Some of the visuals are truly amazing and have clearly progressed since the other modern films.  The battles are huge, chaotic, and much less stiff.  It never looks like a bunch of computer characters copied and moved to different locations.  There are some cool creatures, like a giant lizard thing that Obi Wan rides.  In past films, you would have felt they were showing off the latest “make the creature look organic” computer tricks.  Here it’s just a strange giant lizard.  There are also a ton of new and different space ships, aliens, and robots.  It’s hard to tell what is real and what is computer generated.  And that’s a really good thing.  You’re probably going to want to see it more than once just to stare at it, which is something neither of the other two modern films accomplished. 
What can I say?  They got it right with this film.  This movie is fast, gritty, and unflinching.  You actually care about the characters and can feel their pain.  You’re watching an epic battle on the stage of a galaxy far, far away.  It’s the rise of an evil Empire and the death of the Jedi clan.  It’s the fall of a young hero and the end of an era.  And you don’t have to apologize for liking it this time :)

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